i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

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It said “I will end you” in the sketch, but I decided to tone it down a bit
The best line any guy can say..

"Sometimes, I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her."

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How right that the body changed over time, becoming a gallery of scars, a canvas of experience, a testament to life and one’s capacity to endure it. - Janet Fitch   (via seulray)

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do you ever just look at someone and think “i’d go down on you, i’d go down on you so hard”


Little Alfonso Ribiero and Michael Jackson

nature / vintage


my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

Cute Flying Pink Bird